littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.
littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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bueno:

babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

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shasta-brah:

gayisthenewokay:

imshannonadams:

takeme-tothatplace:

comptondreamz:

lettherebenoevilinyourthoughts:

The struggle to find other lesbians is real

Single lesbians*

single local* lesbians

single local lesbians who find me attractive*

single local lesbians who I find attractive and who also find me attractive*

Who aren’t crazy *

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teganandsara:

I signed all the posters for the deluxe edition this week in New York. My hand is still sore 2 days later. Tegan, they are on the way to LA for you to sign now. Try and remember to get up and stretch once an hour. It took me 9 hours. I’d like to see if you can beat my time. Oh and I forgot my name at some point near the end of the day. I promise “saregan” is me. I just got confused about who i was.
-sara teganandsara:

I signed all the posters for the deluxe edition this week in New York. My hand is still sore 2 days later. Tegan, they are on the way to LA for you to sign now. Try and remember to get up and stretch once an hour. It took me 9 hours. I’d like to see if you can beat my time. Oh and I forgot my name at some point near the end of the day. I promise “saregan” is me. I just got confused about who i was.
-sara teganandsara:

I signed all the posters for the deluxe edition this week in New York. My hand is still sore 2 days later. Tegan, they are on the way to LA for you to sign now. Try and remember to get up and stretch once an hour. It took me 9 hours. I’d like to see if you can beat my time. Oh and I forgot my name at some point near the end of the day. I promise “saregan” is me. I just got confused about who i was.
-sara

teganandsara:

I signed all the posters for the deluxe edition this week in New York. My hand is still sore 2 days later. Tegan, they are on the way to LA for you to sign now. Try and remember to get up and stretch once an hour. It took me 9 hours. I’d like to see if you can beat my time. Oh and I forgot my name at some point near the end of the day. I promise “saregan” is me. I just got confused about who i was.

-sara

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okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

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hiatus-is-killing-me:

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:

a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table

(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet

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unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

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